BIRD ON THE LOOSE!
Oh my gosh!!! This is disturbing! Shady (our cat) came into the house with a bird (no joke). So I yelled at Shady (naturally I assure you) and the stupid cat let the bird lose in the house! Dude, the bird flew RIGHT at me!! I screamed... actually very loudly (yes even louder then when I was putting on some sneakers over at the Efthimiou's and a spider crawled out onto my foot). So we had for about five minutes a bird flying around in our house! I was rather embarrassed at how loudly I had screamed and still rather frightened of the bird, so I didn't not assist in the birds capture. Instead I stood outside waiting for it to leave. My story is at a conclusion, my only hope is that I do not have another one like it to tell!
ps IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!
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