How does one cut themselves on a toaster?
Um... for 1. If they are named Del,
2. If they are a girl
3. They are blonde
4. If they have a record for getting hurt for the most random reasons
5. Four was enough.
and I fall under all of those catagories.
At work today, I cut myself on the toaster... don't ask, I still don't know how its possible. Lauren got a kick out of it. As she did with a bunch of other things I did. She and Mike are the only ones (from work) that truly know how blonde I am, the plan is to keep it that way =D. hahahahaa. Oh well, we have blast.
So yeah, officially, I like Runaway Bride. I'm wearing a silk dress to Jess's wedding. I need work shoes. My hair is a poofy mess :(. My shoulders ache. I need to learn how to cook. Adam wants me to listen to some British band. I need a new Bible... as much as I hate to say that... I love my Bible. I've marked up so much stuff, and I know exactly how everything in it is. *sniff*.
Um... I have an update.
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